Strange requests

Had something a bit different asked of me on Saturday:

Can I do gerbils?
Full face gerbil or a couple on the cheek?
Cheek ones

Out come the trusty one-stroke paint and brush and within a couple of minutes he has two cute gerbils on the cheek.

Can I also have horns? And sharp teeth?
Pardon?
Sharp teeth.
(Lizzy then cleans her ears out and asks again what he wants, thinking she's misheard him)
Sharp teeth? Yes.

Just as well I had an inkling of what to do so 5 minutes later I had a very happy customer. At least my Sunday booking was nothing but pretty butterflies and flowers!